Saturday, December 15, 2007

Paul has Graduated!!!

Today, December 15, 2007, after just five and a half short years, Paul Harvey has graduated from SUNY Oswego with a Bachelor of Science in Math Education! His years of hard work and partying have paid off, and with only two teacher certification exams remaining to be taken, Paul will be one of New York State's newest math educators.

  • His configuration of mathematical statistics in determining the amount to charge each beer pong team at 120 Liberty Street certainly added to his ability in conquering those terrible college-level math courses.

  • His division skills were built upon after an incident with a bank sign landed him in the ER with 8 staples and a fairly large hospital bill. Hm.... how much will I have to pay each month?

  • The skittles he supplied his 7th grade students, was perhaps what taught him the most valuable lesson of all... the way to the student's brains is candy!
Much has been learned in those precious five and half years of college and as Paul embarks on the next journey of his life, don't hestitate to ask about his college years, for I'm sure there are many more stories and lessons lingering. But, as for now, "now you know the rest of the story,"... Paul enters the real world in hopes of making it big!